|I'm hoping I would be the one on top...|
A 57 year old woman got in my face this weekend and told me she could beat my ass. She also maaayyyy have mentioned I'm a piece of shit...and always have been a piece of shit
The embarrassing part is...that she prolly could and could have whipped my ass. She could because...well she is about 60 lbs heavier than me
I'm the type that... either I'm getting down and dirty for the day...or I'm looking cute. I haven't mastered both at the same time. This was a cute day...not much room for rolling around in the dirt and clawing...or whatever it is girls do...
I'm not really a scrapper though anyway...I really don't know how to throw a punch and imagine I would just go for a face shield motion...or maybe look like this....
|yes...I'm certain that this is what I would look like|
I'm not gonna lie though I thought about breaking out the "oh yeah...well I know karate bitch"...but I was laughing too hard to say anything...I think I even snorted.