"Yo...I'm starving and it is lunch time...what should I eat."
"Hi momma...I love you...and I miss your face"
"Guess what...I'm thinking about becoming a marriage counselor or a psychiatrist"
"Wadup mommasita...I think I am going to write a book" I reply: "Oh really...you think it is that easy huh, what will the title be?" She replies back "129 Reasons why I will never get married and become a crazy cat lady" Apparently this child has taken on my love for lists and cats, although I'm not sure it would make a good book.
This is the last email I received today "I’ve decided that I don’t ever wanna get married or have kids...I’m just going to have 29 cats...I have the names all picked out…Wanna hear them? I reply "Sure"...this is what mommas do...they listen to every little thing...and trust me this kid has a lot of every little things... This is the list she sends back"
10. Cutie Cakes
11. Jack Sparrow
13. Gretchen Wieners
17. Butter Nugget
19. Ryan Reynolds (this is my favorite)
Anyway you get the point...these emails are cute but concerning...and I would like to know why her boss is paying her to send me emails.
Well this afternoon got very serious...she called. She likes to call and announce herself when I answer like she is the top dog at the local insurance agency she works at...as if I don't have caller ID in the state of art laboratory I work in...yeah I know it is her before I pick up...
Today she announces herself ..and I say "yes Trudy...i know it is you" She tells me she has a GREAT idea. Oh trust me that is not a shocker. She has great ideas everyday...every damn day.
Yesterday it was a masterpiece hair coloring job she wanted me to pull off
She proceeds to tell me that she really really
|this looks like three holes to me...but I suck at math|
Knowing I am not a fan of piercings and have already let her have one in the top of her earlobe and a small stud in her nose
She already knew what the answer would be before she asked. So she whipped out what I call the 'Proposition'. She tells me she will pay for it...
I would guess that after being on her own for a year
Anyway...I'm getting off track here...the girl has a few issues
She has proceeded to try to wear me down with cute little remarks tonight