You can call us the Diggers...its like the opposite of the Duggers.
I am the unsuccessful version Michelle Dugger and everything she strives for. I have failed and will continue to fail at what I call the 'Michelle Dugger'. I am about 14 kids short...and I have a brain in my head. That is something the dirtpushers momma would say..and she would probably call Michelle a dirty bird. And trust me the dirtpusher is no Jim Bob.
It shocks people.. telling them I have five kids
Michelle Dugger does not feel the need to work outside the home. I do. I have to get the hell out of here at least 5 days a week. It is for my sanity...
My kids are also not trained to take care of each other and are rarely kind to one another. There is conflict of some sort 100% of the time. It will depend on what day...as to who can not stand who..they silently form alliances..but this changes daily...but they do NOT act like the Dugger kids. If one of my kids does something nice for one of the others it is most likely because they want something expensive. I bet the Dugger kids never want expensive jeans or expect new cars... and are happy with hand me downs....well not the Digger kids...they want it ALL.
|I have actually seen my kids do worse to each other...bet Michelle and Jim Bob's kids don't beat the crap out of each other....|
I also do not have a large sparkling clean house like Michelle. My floors sparkle for approximately 5 seconds after scrubbing and that is only if I yell loudly. I doubt Michelle Dugger yells at her
My kids cuss. This I can assure you does not happen in the Dugger home. Rowdy Digger went hunting with his Uncle B-Rad and his Uncle B-Rad's brother.. Richard.. this last deer hunting season, and cute witty little Rowdy Digger made one Dick joke after another until both grown men were blushing...and now apparently
I..as Mrs. Digger... ignore my kids whenever humanly possible. Do you think Michelle Dugger pretends her kids don't exist..I don't think so. Does Michelle Dugger get tired of the sound of her children's voices...going on and on and on and on and on? No. I also have never seen Michelle bury herself so far into a book that all hell is breaking loose around her and she takes no notice...she would never let that happen.
Michelle's kids are also always dressed so sweetly and clean and nice. A successful day in my house means that Livy hasn't put something on that has been trampled on for weeks due to her inability to use a clothes hamper or a hanger. My kids wake up approximately 2 minutes before they need to leave the house and I feel a rush of pride if they have brushed their teeth. How much do you want to bet Michelle's kids brush morning and night?
The way Michelle looks at Jim Bob with such patience and love at all times is almost unbelievable
|i really think she should kick him|