Sunday, July 10, 2011

Make New Friends...or not...

I'm hoping I would be the one on top...
I'm kind of embarrassed...

A 57 year old woman got in my face this weekend and told me she could beat my ass.  She also maaayyyy have mentioned I'm a piece of shit...and always have been a piece of shit she is a fat whore...but that isn't the embarrassing part.

The embarrassing part is...that she prolly could and could have whipped my ass.  She could because...well she is about 60 lbs heavier than me this woman looks like a cross between the wicked witch of the west and Big Bird..use your imagination...but she could have...cuz I would have let her...I had on a really cute outfit white shirt and was looking pretty spiffff...cute sandals too...and honestly wasn't really up for messing myself up.
 
I'm the type that... either I'm getting down and dirty for the day...or I'm looking cute.  I haven't mastered both at the same time.  This was a cute day...not much room for rolling around in the dirt and clawing...or whatever it is girls do...

I'm not really a scrapper though anyway...I really don't know how to throw a punch and imagine I would just go for a face shield motion...or maybe look like this....
yes...I'm certain that this is what I would look like
I also have also always thought that after you get to a certain age..I don't know..maybe like 25 or something...that you stop threatening to kick ass.  And I know what you are thinking right now..."Isn't this girl a HIGH YELLOW belt in karate?"....yes I am...okay...but that means nothing...I can only fight in a perfect situation...and really don't like hitting people...I just like to kick and punch the air. 

I'm not gonna lie though I thought about breaking out the "oh yeah...well I know karate bitch"...but I was laughing too hard to say anything...I think I even snorted.

4 comments:

  1. Ohhhhh...fighting. I thought it was trashy even when we were 15 and people were constantly threatening to fight each other in the alley across the street from the school. I am veklempt about someone of silver age threatening violence. I can't imagine what inspired such violence. Walmart parking lot?

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  2. yeah..i have never been a big fan of the "hey im gonna kick your ass"....pretty trashy...but whatever...it was my ex mother in-law..the whole family hates me...i have no idea why...i can tell you she doesn't like to be called out on her mean words...even if you approach her in the most unhostile way...#lesson learned...

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  3. Well Tracey the whole ex family life they are talking about you cause they are jealous! Look on the bright the side they are low lives and deserve nothing from you and it is there lost! And anonymous I hope and pray you feel better someday as you need help!

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